There is nothing fishy going on
when I'm creeping up from behind
I've got a paper with your signature
telling me your ass is mine
And from what I read between the lines
I think you want me to be more than a friend
but it's also stated black on white
that you never want to see me again

I'm a monsterface
so turn your lights down low
I'm a mosterface
I'll be your best in no show

my father used to cover his eyes
and say "son, I'm gonna give you some good advice", he said:
"Boy stay out of the light",
thats why I have to do my boogie at night

I´ve got the looks that only a mother could love
And you say I've been haunting our dreams
But I know what you've been dreaming of
I've been known to make the women scream

I'm a monsterface
so turn your lights down low
I'm a mosterface
I'll be your best in no show